#fuck the world 😁❤

[therevengeoffrankenstein]

i already have the weight on my shoulders of being one of the only correct people about pete wentz so like why did G-d feel the need to give me all this boob. incredibly unfair.

[basketobread]

i’m super obsessed w your comics and art and LUNARA!! very tempted to start drawing again bc i wanna draw lunara w my tav who’s also a drow cleric that does Not fuck with lolth

sending both you and her all the love 🖤✨

AWWWW OH MY GOSH STOP I'M SO GLAD TO HEAR!!! EVEN IF YOU DON'T DRAW LUNARA, YOU SHOULD DEFINITELY START DRAWING AGAIN!!!! PLEASE DRAW!!! WE NEED MORE BEAUTIFUL ART IN THIS WORLD ❤❤❤❤

but OH MY GOSH HAHAHA lunera would get along GREATLY with your tav if she hates lolth as much as lunara does HAHA i would be so ECSTATIC to see you draw her!! make sure to tag me if you do!! 😁🙏❤❤

SENDING YOU ALL THE LOVE FROM BOTH OF US COMBINED!!! <333 THANK YOU AGAIN!!!

[polyamorousmood]

Hey! I just wanted to say that I love your blog so much!!!

I don't know if this is the type of ask you answer, but I wanted to say that I recently became part of a polycule. I myself am not polyamorous, but my boyfriend is and I support him.

What happened was that we were friends with benefits and my boyfriend was also in a romantic relationship (his girlfriend was okay with him being in the fwb situation, I'm not a monster lol) and slowly I started to realize I had feelings for him and then I think he was like "Fuck, I think I'm polyamorous ooh boy.." and now we're going out and I'm so happy to be his boyfriend!

His girlfriend is really sweet, and she and I get along pretty well so that's nice. I'm really excited to see how the dynamic is between my boyfriend, me, and his girlfriend. So far, it's going great!

That's all I have to say :)

I love your blog and I'm proud to be a polyam ally :::)))))

-🫀

hey hey hey, 🫀! Thanks for the love! As a poly blog, I'm always greedy for it! Haha, just a little polyam joke. We have fun here 😁

Anyway, I answer most asks! I don't want to publicly commit to answering all of them in case I ever get inundated, but I like talking to people!

And oh my God everyone involved here - you included - sounds so sweeeeeet. It's the best thing in the world when things can evolve naturally like that❤❤

I really hope you all continue to be happy together, because this made my day.

Love from my polycule to yours!!😘

[lemonemenom]

I really really liked that big post of yours about the smile lines and grown lines and wrinkles could you please add acne scars to it? If it wouldn't be too much trouble ☺

If not that's all good, thank you for that post, it's really comforting and inspiring 😁❤

I'mma be real chief, I don't have specific poetic interpretations on every flaw people see on themselves.

I'm not an inspiration blogger. I'm a poor fandom artist whose opinions on wrinkles blew up. (and am now receiving mass suggestion to wear sunscreen)

I have smile lines. This is my body. This is my temple. I can love it for its cracks, and missing tiles, and the shitty roof that leaks because I know its story. Its story gives the flaws its meaning, it gives them beauty.

To be frank, I only have a couple scars on my face.

I have gouge on my bottom right cheek that I got playing netball. Its a fantastic argument why you should cut your fucking nails for sports.

I have one on the bottom of my chin I have no memory of getting. It's this super cute little white line I need to bend my head all the way back to show people.

And I have one on my forehead, right in the middle, about a centimeter up from my eyebrows. Dunno if its an acne or chicken pox scar. But several people I went to school with have the same one. Isn't that cool. Isn't that fantastic. It always brought me a weird little joy to see my scar on other peoples forehead. Its a shared experience etched into our bodies.

Acne scars, stretch marks, wrinkles.They are your body's proof that you lived in this world.

My flaws are romantic because they are mine. Yours are romantic because they are yours. You need to tell people why they have meaning, why they have beauty. because you owe that to yourself.

Figure out your body's story. And tell it.

and can everyone stop telling me to wear sunscreen, i swear to fucking god.

[mdzs-owns-my-ass-i-guess]

The 3 emoji prompts Masterpost

Rules: send me 3 emojis and I will write you a ficlet based off them.

Current status: requests closed

Estimated date for round 3: June 16th

Round One - April 16th

🪷🐇🌕 - lotus, bunny, moon -> Wei Wuxian tells A-Yuan a story from the Lotus Pier

🍓🐞💦 - strawberry, ladybug, water droplets -> the juniors go to a strawberry orchard after a night hunt

🎶🦷🐉 - music notes, tooth/teeth, dragon -> Wei Wuxian has questions from DragonJi

💀😈💋 - skull, smile demon, kiss -> Wei Wuxian laments about not having been a stereotypical villain. Lan Wangji is very into it.

🌠💞🌶️ - shooting star, hearts, red pepper/chili -> WangXian stargaze

🗡️ 🍵 🌨️ - sword, tea, snowstorm -> Wei Wuxian worries about his husband travelling in the cold

🍷🔥👀 - wine, fire, eyes/staring -> Wei Wuxian goes to the markets and brings Lan Wangji gifts

🃏🪭🦂 - joker, fan, scorpion -> Nie Huaisang asks Jin Guangyao to play a childhood game he and Nie Mingjue invented

🌈🍹🎆 - rainbow, cocktail, fireworks -> the rain ruins WangXian's beach day... or not

😄😁😣 - smiling, grinning, scrunched up -> Jingyi goes on a rollercoaster for a bet and wins

🌂⛈️🤝 - umbrella, rainstorm, shaking hands -> WangXian try to share an umbrella. It goes better than expected.

🥰🔁🔙 - in love, repeat, back -> WangXian talk about time loops

🎻🎸💋 - violin, electric guitar, kiss -> WangXian musician AU

❤💀👼 - heart, skull, angel -> WangXian play with a ghost girl

🐴🏔️🪕 - horse, mountain, banjo -> Little Apple doesn't like banjos.

♻️💀🌱 - recycle, skull, plant -> A-Yuan's plant dies and Wei Ying uses it as a teaching moment

🎨💔🐇 - paint palette, broken heart, bunnies -> Wei Ying goes painting in nature

💇🍨☄️ - haircut, ice cream, meteor -> WangXian spend the end of the world together

👨‍👩‍👧🍛🌅 - family, soup, sunset -> Jiang Yanli, Jin Zixuan and Jin Ling spend an evening together

🪞⛸️🔦 - mirror, ice skate, flashlight -> WangXian ice skating AU

🧟🛁🍜 - zombie, bath, meal -> Wen Ning receives a spa day for his birthday

:3c ᕦ(ò_óˇ)ᕤ Σ(-᷅_-᷄๑) -> the juniors talk about summoning demons

🦇 🐐 🍭 - bat, goat, lollipop! -> the juniors go to a Halloween party

🧋🍂🔑 - boba tea, leaves, key -> WangXian meet-cute as retold by Wei Ying to his bestie Wen Qing

🔥🩺💐 - fire, stethoscope, flowers -> Lan Wangji buys his son and his husband gifts. He never delivers them.

𐂂⚡🪢 - stag, lightning bolt, thread -> Ouyang Zizhen tells his friends an old legend from his sect

Total: 26 ficlets!

Round Two: May 4th

🌸🫶🏼🧑🏻‍🍼 (cherry blossom, hands forming a heart, person feeding a baby) -> WangXian adopt a little girl

🙏 📓🖖(praying hands, notebook, Vulcan salute) -> Lan Jingyi and Ouyang Zizhen try to cheat on senior Wei's talisman theory exam

🥀🔆💋 (wilting flower, sun, kiss) -> A-Yuan gifts Lan Wangji flowers

⛈️🧎🌄 (thunder storm, kneeling person, sunrise over mountains) -> Lan Wangji tells Madam Lan he's getting married

❄️🌡️🍲 (snowflake, thermometer, soup) -> Wei Ying takes care of his sick husband

⛸️🧋🌅 (ice skate, boba tea, sunset at the beach) -> WangXian take a romantic walk down the beach

☠️🏹⛓️ (skull, bow and arrow, chains) -> Wen Ning visits the old training grounds in Qishan

👻💥🍀 (ghost, explosion, lucky clover) -> lucky clovers grow in the Burial Mounds after the First Siege

💢👊👨‍❤️‍💋‍👨 (Angry symbol, an oncoming fist, and two men kissing with a heart) -> someone fucks around and Lan Wangji helps him find out

👻💔♾️ (ghost, broken heart, ‘infinity/eternity/forever’) -> Wei Wuxian reaches immortality but not the way he wanted

🫂💘👁 (hug, a arrow heart and an eye) -> Lan Wangji watches Wei Wuxian work

🏳️‍⚧️♨️🌌 (trans flag, heat/steam, galaxy/night sky) -> Wei Wuxian understands something about Mo Xuanyu's identity

🏮🏵️⚔️ (lantern, flower, swords) -> WangXian walk into a bar...

🍷🏩🌆 (wine, love hotel, evening) -> WangXian spend a romantic, horny night in a love hotel

☠️💄⚔️ (skull, lipstick, crossed swords) -> Wei Wuxian buys makeup for a disguise

🐇🎶😴 (bunny, music notes, sleeping emoji) -> Wei Wuxian asks his husband to recount memories of little A-Yuan that he missed

❤️🛣️🐈 (heart, road, cat) -> Wei Wuxian brings home a stray kitten

🚒 🐳 🐇 (firetruck, whale, bunny) -> a day at the juniors' kindergarten

🍶🌶️👨‍❤️‍💋‍👨 (wine, chili, two men kissing) -> Wei Wuxian misses his husband so much

🌾🪺🏯 (wheat, bird's nest, Chinese palace) -> Emperor Lan Wangji and his son fall in love at first sight

🤓🫦🥰 (emoji wearing glasses, lip bite, emoji surrounded by hearts) -> Lan Wangji gets glasses and Wei Ying reacts about it

Total: 21 ficlets

[morporkian-cryptid]

Really quick update without photos because I didn't have time to write yesterday. Or today. I'll write more later!

Day... 5 I think

We went to the region of Hakone yesterday, at the foot of Mount Fuji; gorgeous place, I felt like I stepped right into a Ghibli movie, nature everywhere, pine-covered mountains, water-filled moss, tiny forest trails and everything. It was raining too ❤️

We took the rope train to the Mt Fuji viewpoint but sadly it was too cloudy and we didn't see the mountain.

Next we took a trip on a GODDAMN DUTCH SAILBOAT (it was actually cheating, it used only the motor) that was gifted by the Netherlands to Japan in the Meiji era.

We saw the floating torii at Hakone Jinja

did some easy hiking in the countryside, and even came across a small trail that suddenly got super dark - Aime: "There has to be yokai here." Me: "It's like Spirited Away! Sweet, I can have my own Ghibli adventure!" Aime: "If we see a yokai I'm throwing you at it."

Day 6

We left early in the morning for KYOTO!

It is said that Kyoto is the capital of temples and shrines, and boy people aren't lying. We found a street that was just temple after temple after temple. Basically they have complexes with a bunch of temples or shrines together.

We found a super cute little temple to Jizo (Buddha protecting mothers and children), tucked away between two buildings, where I got my Goshuincho stamped - we even saw the priest do the calligraphy himself!

I bought twin omamori as a gist in another cute little temple, where the priest took a moment to pray over the omamori before giving them out.

There was a shrine where two separate people left senbazuru (one thousand folded paper cranes). And I found my first shrine to Inari-sama!! (my favourite shinto deity.) We're going to visit the world-famous Fushimi Inari Taisha shrine in a few days.

We ate at a seafood restaurant in the middle of a covered gallery with TONS of food stalls, like EVERYWHERE, with mostly fish and seashells, like I cannot even begin to describe the ambiance of this place. Some of them were just fisherman shops with like one or two tables in case someone wanted to eat lunch. I bought a squid skewer 🐙

Then we tried to go to Jijo Castle, lost a lot of time registering for the disabled discount, and rushed the thing in ten minutes because we had to get to Kinkakuji before closing time.

Kinkakuji, the Golden Pavillon, is just as gorgeous as the photos suggest. The park itself is beautiful too.. and we had to rush through the whole thing again (even run) because the Goshuincho bureau closed at 4:30. We went back into the park after I got my stamp tho. (there was a really nice security guard who showed us the way.) And I bought yet another omamori 😁

Oh and I found my first kimono thrift shop!!!!! I didn't find anything that caught my eye, but DAMN they were cheap as fuck and so pretty. We'll visit more thrift shops in a few days.

Now we're on our way to a ryokan hotel with a luxury dinner and animation with a maiko (a geisha apprentice) and an onsen. It's gonna cost an arm and a leg but it's a once-in-a-lifetime experience ❤

(also I need to go to an onsen so bad, my feet are going on strike)

[harudnae]

Roger Pirates Week - Day 3 - Family: Home / Kids

I've wanted to get this out of my system ever since Chapter 966 got out 😁👌 Bless @rogerpirateswk for giving me the kick in the butt so I could finally do it !

I also stole a headcanon here 😉

Also posted on AO3 on 2023.01.25

Rating: General

Pairing: Roger x Rayleigh

Summary: Momonosuke and Hiyori bring back memories, fond feelings and perspective.

Content warnings : tiny spoiler for Film: Red, fluff ❤

Word count: 1k

🎏 Kids aboard

Kozuki Oden and his family joined the Roger Pirates for the last leg of an epic journey. The Oro Jackson has just set sail when the samurai properly introduces his family.

Roger sports his biggest smile as he hauls Oden's daughter up to be eye-level with her, unbothered that she tugs on his mustache. "I haven't spent time with a baby in ages ! Momonosuke and Hiyori, eh ?"

Rayleigh glances at him and softly smiles. "Reminds me of the old days", he says as Momonosuke giggles in his arms.

In the aftermath of the fight in God Valley, the Roger Pirates find a baby crying in a treasure chest.

Gaban opens wide eyes at the sight. "What the fuck, whose baby is that !? Do you think the World Nobles would try and save one of their own like this ?"

Rayleigh thinks aloud, "Hm, Linlin wouldn't abandon her own kids, and I don't know about Kaidou, Shiki or the others having any... Is that Rocks' kid ?"

Roger shrugs, "Who cares ? Either way, no child should take the blame for their parents' sins." Roger grabs the piece of paper next to the baby in the chest and unfolds it to read the few characters scribbled there. "Shanks, eh ?"

The baby stretches his arms towards him, giggling.

Roger cautiously grabs him, softly smiling as he rocks him in his arms. "Alright ! We'll raise him."

Rayleigh side-eyes Roger then, mildly concerned but heart growing another size at the idea of raising a kid with him.

As it turns out, Roger is surprisingly good with the baby.

Not that Rayleigh isn't, but he really finds that his partner is a natural.

Roger spends a lot of time with the baby, telling the whole crew how to best care for him when he's not around.

Rayleigh sets a cradle beside their bed so Shanks can sleep close to them, and doesn't even mourn his lost hours of sleep when the baby wakes them up for whatever reason.

Roger grows softer too, infinite fondness in his voice as he quietly sings Binks' Sake to lull Shanks back to sleep.

The baby often gets upset after a battle, and remains inconsolable until Rayleigh or Roger calm him down.

Roger rocks Shanks in his arms, telling him sweet words and gently shushing him.

Shanks sniffles against him, face red and tiny hands holding tight onto Roger's coat as he falls asleep, exhausted from crying.

More often than once, Rayleigh has to help Roger get rid of his coat so they can put the baby back to bed, wrapped inside the warm garment. More than anyone, he knows how comforting Roger's warmth and his scent are, and he grows fonder of Shanks as he sees a bit of himself in him.

Just a year later the Roger Pirates find an orphaned Buggy in the ruins of an island on the Grand Line.

Roger and Rayleigh don't hesitate one second and decide to raise him too, so Shanks will have a friend his age.

Rayleigh proudly teaches them how to read, how to write, and plays with them too, often joined by Roger and some of the crew.

The boys grow healthy and bright.

Roger and Rayleigh happily satisfy their endless curiosity, by day as the former brings them into adventures, and by night when the latter reads bedtime stories, all four of them tucked under a cover on the deck or in their bed.

Sometimes Roger has his arms full with both kids, and Rayleigh has to help him tuck them into bed.

Roger always leaves his coat with them then, stupidly happy that a memento of his presence is comforting to them.

The kids snuggle against each other and fall into a peaceful slumber.

Roger comes flush against Rayleigh's back then, setting his chin on top of his head, hands curling around his waist and gently squeezing.

Rayleigh leans into his touch, basking in the comfortable silence and the happiness radiating from Roger, warm and soft. He wraps his arms around Roger's and squeezes back, watching the kids – their kids – with a fond smile.

Still, Roger is so good with kids it's almost unfair. Always smiling and gentle, the boys earning even softer smiles than Rayleigh, who's not quite used to those yet. Roger loves them dearly, and it shows both in the way he treats them, and the way he glows with joy when they return his kindness.

The kids are ecstatic when Roger adds two feathers to his hat, a red one and a blue one.

"I'll keep you close to me, always."

Neither of them can keep quiet about it for weeks, declaring loud and proud that they're Captain's favorites.

Rayleigh didn't know he could love Roger even more, and yet... His heart grows at the mere sight of the children curled in Roger's lap at bedtime, and nearly melts when his lover pats the empty space by his side for him to join them for the night. Rayleigh snuggles against Roger, careful not to disturb Shanks and Buggy, gently pulls the covers up – not that they need much with Roger's natural body warmth – and cranes his neck up for a tender kiss.

Roger won't talk because the kids are fast asleep already, but his smile and the way his eyes shine in the dimly lit cabin as he breaks the kiss are worth a thousand words.

Rayleigh grins back, looks down as he softly pats the boys' hair, then rests his head on Roger's chest. He feels Roger's heartbeat at his fingertips, strong and regular, and his own one echoes stronger in return. No need for words, really, Rayleigh's sure Roger can feel both the smile widening against his skin and the drumming inside his lover's chest.

Rayleigh glances at the boys a little further on the deck.

Shanks and Buggy are sulking, obviously jealous of the samurai's kids.

Yet, Rayleigh's grin widens. He understands their attitude, but they should know better : Roger and him proudly raised them as their own sons, and no one could ever replace them in their hearts.

[nattawinlove-andmygaytea]

Getting to know your BL mutuals - 2022 Edition

Simple, answer the questions. @ some people. Include the tag 'g2ky BL mutuals 2022' on your post so we can find everyone's answers!

What has been the BL that took you by surprise this year?

Oh it was the japanese bl's!They are getting better!

-Kabe koji : it's a mixture of bl, anime, mangá.... and it has so much soul !!! Wish I could watch several seasons of this.

-Eternal yesterday - eien no kino: it's a rollercoaster of emotions. The beauty of life and the bittersweet of grief that speaks to me in a sacred level 😭 I almost drop this one because of the pain, but i get that this pain its fucking necessary in the end, there's no way out. It breaks u and u have to put it together...I can almost figure out how this will end. 😭🖤

Old Fashion Cupcake: it's such a heart warming story to witness,with the sweet flavor of love!!! oh my heart beats so fast for those two!

...and Taiwan never disappoints me and got me some little miracle called My Tooth Your Love ❤ The intensity a serie gives with such a idiot name 😉 the pain of trauma, and going truth it to gain love back!

What has been the BL that you felt a bit disappointed with this year?

Check out was a fucking mess!!! I waited a lot for this?!!!?

Love Mechanics had so much potential and a beautiful, talented couple but it was so meh!😣

There was a lot of bl's that I dropped this year. 😝 cause we getting more and more bl's as the years pass but the quality is not the best.

less is more.

What has been your favourite BL this year?

It has to be Kinnporsche!!!

I waited more than a year for this! I was there when they announce it,when I read the shit translation of the novel and fell in love with Kinn,when the pilot trailer premiered, when they canceled it! when it was reborn from the ashes (thanks Mile <3) and so goes on.

And it turn out to be a masterpice to me!(even with some disappointments).

A deal breaker in the industry!!! All my wait was worth of seeing my dear porsche on screen, my beloved amazing Kinn gain life (MAFIA GAY LIFE!!!)

-Love In The Air : was a great experience! Mame is always there, and always will be 😁 Do what?

-Triage : my beloved time loop bl ❤ what a journey!!!

Especial mentions to : Not Me (my dear, amazing, epic!!! Not words enough to explain it!), My Tooth Your Love, Love Stage (my sweetheart!), Semantic Error (of course!), Cutie Pie (it deserve some love), Plus & Minus, Big Dragon (could be better),Vice Versa, Blueming (😭).

Favourite BL couples (not just of 2022)?

I start with....

Kinn x Porsche ❤, Gao Shi De x Zhou Shu Yi ( Always), Sean x White, Payu x Rain, LeoFiat, PatPran, TanBunn

...

If you had to suggest a BL for someone what would it be?

Kinnporsche.

But to someone that is starting bl's it would be : Bad Buddy , We Best Love (❤), Lovely Writer, Cherry Magic...

-korean? Light on Me, My Sweet Dear, You Make me Dance...

-Thai at it's best? Manner of Death, TharnType(fuck yeah!)...

-Japanese? Kieta Hatsukoi, Old Fashion Cupcake, Utsukushii Kare.

-Taiwan Bl is almost always a must see!

-Ready to crush your soul with feelings? I Told Sunset About You.

What's your non-BL favourite for this year?

-Kei×Yaku: Abunai Aibou ❤

Almost a BL. One phrase : Japanese Gay/Bisexual Mafia!

Give it a chance if you like japanese bl! Hoping with all my heart for a second season.

-Extraordinary Attorney Woo was really great!!! It took me a while to start this, but was a great surprise!

and just to mention some wester media it will be:

-The bastard son & the devil himself. (on netflix)

Based in a series of books (no, don't read it 😝), the serie it's a whole more charismatic than the books, great characters and amazing effects.The bonding with yourself and with others in a magical divided world. The cast is ✌🏻❤.

@sunflower-lychee @noona96n @spookshowenilorac @chainsawandronan @vegasandhishedgehog @kaonoppakao @respectthepetty @kinnbig

[festivalsofmargot]

Omg Margot I didn’t know you were married!!! What’s your husband like???

Hello, anon!!! Yussss, I'm married haha. Hell yeah I'll take a minute to brag about him 😁 Little fun story time post ahead!

Literally the funniest person I've ever met, and that's always been huge for me when I fell for somebody lol. If they could make me laugh? Whoo boy... I am smitten. ❤

We met while playing and drinking in VR Chat. It was during covid so all the bars were closed. I hopped on to check out the virtual bars and then I met him at one of those spin the wheel games at Drinking Night (VR Chat map).

I made a joke about it being like spin the bottle and I was down for kissing games. Then his little alien avatar walked in and was like "Kissing games?! Oh absolutely not."

I laughed, then was immediately embarrassed because I hate my laugh. But he proceeded to make me laugh even more throughout the night, and I tried to stay quiet because I thought I was coming off as annoying. (He later told me he loved my laugh and was trying to get it out of me.)

I decided to be a little bold and friend him. He didn't know how because it was his first time playing and his friend dragged him on. I think about how easily we could have missed each other. Not only did he barely agree to hop on VR Chat, but we had to be on at the same time and be in the same map.

As soon as I friended him and he figured out how to accept it, my game crashed. And I was so sad! I thought I wasn't ever going to talk to him again. For the hell of it, I hopped back on to find a new group. Then I saw he invited me back to the world he was on. I thanked him, and now that I was a little tipsier I started talking more.

He ditched his friend and just wanted to go wherever I went in VR Chat and we gave each other our socials. We were literally up all night and in completely different time zones, and we both had work in the morning 🤢. The next day, we helped each other stay up by messaging each other funny memes.

The following months, we'd message each other all day every day, then hop on VR Chat for little dates. It was so sweet haha, he'd find little worlds that looked like restaurants and we'd sit at a table and talk in our dumb as fuck avatars, it was such a blast.

I worked from home so he bought me tickets to come see him in person aaaaaaand I basically never left. Somewhere along the way we got hitched and now we game in the same room together lmfaooo.

Fun Fact: He sends Sebastian to Azkaban every time he finishes Hogwarts Legacy, can't imagine why 🤣

[theredconversegirl]

Hello, I absolulety love all your recommendations lists. My favorite type of SasuSaku fics are non-massacre. I've read pretty much all the ones you've recommended (Hatsukoi my fav of all time), but I was wondering if you have more of them to suggest. Thanks.

Hi nonny,

Thanks for stopping by! 💕 Glad that you enjoy the recs! 😁

I also love non-massacre fics, and I wish there were more of them out there. Hatsukoi is amongst my top favorites as well, it's such a lovely story! 🥰 (thanks @sparklyfaerie ! ❤)

I combed through my TBR list and did a quick search today, and here's what I have to share for now:

Non-Massacre AU II 🍅🌸

Approval By: MMMagnolia

"Do you think I manipulated him into getting me pregnant?" [Rated K, complete]

🍅🌸🍅🌸🍅🌸

Cooties By: KuriQuinn

As the years inch by, the competition between them becomes more and more apparent. It's entirely good-natured on Sakura's side, but the same can definitely not be said for Sasuke. He is as intense in his dislike of her as he is in his love for his brother and parents. [Rated T, complete]

🍅🌸🍅🌸🍅🌸

to have and to hold By: authorizedfiction

in which two seven-year-olds think: what's marriage but a never ending sleepover? [Rated K, complete]

🍅🌸🍅🌸🍅🌸

In Hot Water By: Cinnamunk / rec by @dadada0203

Angling for ANBU, 20-year-old Uchiha Sasuke finds himself facing what might be his biggest challenge yet: A two-man infiltration mission at a five-star resort deep in the heart of Hot Water Country with his once-again teammate. [Rated E, complete]

🍅🌸🍅🌸🍅🌸

Nicknames By: EvilQueenMarika

When the 10-month old Sarada starts giving out nicknames, what would her grandpa Fugaku get? [Rated K, complete]

🍅🌸🍅🌸🍅🌸

Louder than Words By: SouthSideStory

Sakura hasn’t uttered a single word since the day her family died, but Sasuke is determined to hear her, one way or another. [Rated T, complete]

🍅🌸🍅🌸🍅🌸

Separation By: vvavavoom

She had to leave her precious, perfect, tiny, baby daughter for a whole week. Or Sasuke and Sakura have separation anxiety. [Rated K, complete]

🍅🌸🍅🌸🍅🌸

supernova By: iwasbitch

Sakura had long since gotten over her childhood crush on Uchiha Sasuke, but their lives inevitably become intertwined once again, and this time it’s much harder to ignore those age-old butterflies. How did the saying go, again? You never truly get over your first love? [Rated E, on going]

🍅🌸🍅🌸🍅🌸

Teachers Pet By: Rathen 

Follow on to WCL and BS. Sasuke is in angermanagement but guess who's teaching the class. [Rated M, complete]

🍅🌸🍅🌸🍅🌸

Triple Threat By: authorizedfiction

"Holy fuck that's like six sharingans!" Sasuke and Sakura are pregnant with triplets and here's how everyone goes about it. NonMassacre AU SasuSaku. Mostly funny. Sort of crack-ish. [Rated T, complete]

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To Provide An Heir By: InnocentDumpling

A mistake occurred — and then another after that. A series of beautiful, stupid, and careless mistakes born out of their unwillingness to allow their evening trysts to draw to a close. [Rated T, complete]

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The Ghosts of Our Past By: nolongercaughtupinagenjutsu

“Ninja who abandon their friends are worse than scum.” That was a saying Sakura lived by religiously, even to the point of reversing time because her boys were gone and there was no hope for the rest of the world. She couldn’t just abandon them. She wouldn’t. [Rated T, on going] / rec by nonny

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If anyone knows other fics that aren't here or in the first list (Non Massacre AU), please send them my way. Thanks! 🙏

I hope you enjoy these stories, happy reading! 😊

Stay Safe,

xoxo

[eusuntgratie]

This feels a lot like procrastination 👀 but fine, fic writing questions...

5, 6, 7, 14, 18, 20, 25, 28, 48, 51, 73 😁❤

well i was gonna write but then EVENTS TRANSPIRED and i got worked up so i don't think that's gonna happen regardless so no need to feel bad about sending me 392049234204 questions (i think you've been talking to poe too much hmm)

5. How many wips do you have? What fandoms/pairings are they for?

answered here

6. What’s the last line you wrote?

answered here

7. Post a snippet from a wip.

OKAY i want to give you a tknp thirst tweets snippet but its not formatted yet BLERGH so here have some pining patty:

They never talked about the slow escalation of what could be written off as buddies with no boundaries - sitting too close on the couch and wrestling with too much touching - into a full-blown friends with benefits situation, neither of them willing (or able, in Nolan’s case) to stop the seemingly inevitable march from a frantic hand down the others’ sweats to sloppily making out during slow hand jobs, Nolan craving TK’s skin under his teeth, leaving bruises they passed off as hockey injuries, to blowjobs and finally, to Nolan discovering that nothing had ever come close to making him feel as good as TK does when he fucks him.

14. What is your favorite location and position to write in?

outside on my laptop. we have these fancy tall adirondack chairs that my stepdad made us and i love writing in mine on the deck. mine has a little thingy added to the footrest bc i'm short af so that my feet can touch the footrest bc normal people furniture doesn't work for my short ass legs.

18. Do you enjoy research? Which fic of yours required the most research?

no, i don't, absolutely not. i do not enjoy my hobbies giving me goddamn homework. i will do research for a totally inane detail that no one cares about (i'm looking at you, LA Zoo map) but will go to great lengths to avoid actual legit research for fic.

20. Do you prefer writing AUs or canon fics?

oooh i like both but overall probably canon fics. trying to fit what i want to write into the canon puzzle is really fun, and i think i'm better at that than transposing canon characters and plot points into a new universe.

25. What’s your favorite part of the writing process (worldbuilding, brainstorming/outlining, writing, editing, etc)?

BRAINSTORMING. god so fun. if the fics could just pop out of my brain once i form a coherent idea i'd be the most prolific writer in the world. coming up with 1-2 fic ideas in a day is totally normal for me i live for that shit. and then i want to read the thing i brainstormed about and occasionally actually sit down to write it. SIGH.

28. What area of writing do you want to improve in?

i write fic for fun, so i don't take myself too seriously or worry too much about what i'm bad at, but i struggle to write kissing? i will jump to something smuttier in a second because writing emotional, hot, exactly the vibe you want making out is fucking HARD. i need to work at it a bit i think.

48. Who is your favorite character to write for? Has this changed since you’ve started writing for that fandom?

i don't think i have one? wait maybe melissa mccall? if i have an opportunity to work her into a fic i do it. i love her so much.

51. Does what you like to write differ from what you like to read?

no not really. i love to read and write porn, and angst, and sometimes fluff. i like to read and write a variety of stuff. i do love to read longfics, and writing 30k was an act of suffering, so there's an area of discprencancy. i also like reading au's way more than i like writing them. (i'm not opposed if i have an au idea thats just not usually where my mind goes).

73. What do you tend to get complimented on the most about your writing?

oh i don't know. i think i'm so flustered and flattered by every genuine compliment that i'm not capable of cataloguing them.

fanfiction writer asks | ask me

[dreamwritesimagines]

Deep down inside, you wanted an explanation. You needed it, even though you had claimed you never wanted to see him again. You know what? Yeah, I need an explanation too. You've known Elias and your own mother your whole life, yet you didn't trust their judgement and believe the duchess to be anything but the epitome of propriety?? What kinda friend and son are you, Anthony??? Seriously 😒😒

“It should stay away from me,” Edith said as you gawked at her, trying to wrap your mind around the notion of not wanting love. “I love myself, that’s enough for me.” Yess, Edith, speak your truth!!! Honestly, I love that every Trenlove has a different vision for their future. Just a couple of sentences and all these side chatacters come to life. They don't seem like characters waiting for Cherie to interact with them, they are all busy with their own lives. That's what I call excellent world building 😌

“She has a lot of opinions on it,” he said helpfully and Lord Oakley cleared his throat. It would've been so easy for Percy to say "My daughter has a lot of opinions on it" and I was so sure he would phrase it like that I was actually surprised he didn't. But then again, that would be a bit soon, no?

“Mademoiselle Y/N,” Go back to France, I'm sure Paris misses you more than anyone here 😒

“May I?” he asked, offering you his arm and you smiled brightly, then placed your hand on his arm and followed the Duke and Cecily. No, you may not. Cherie is perfectly capable of walking by herself unless, of course, Hugh is asking then yes, please escort the lady (to the court where you will be married and then will have lots of babies with).

Anthony was kissing Miss Siena. I knew, I knew, I knew this was going to happen but my heart still broke for Cherie. I hope for a happy ending but at this point Anthony seems pretty much irredeemable. It makes sense for him to go see Siena, he has shown self-destructive tendencies after all, I just can't imagine how he will move forward, what will he do to regain everyone's trust, how he will manage to make Cherie believe in love again. I just know that it'll be a long (and chaotic) process because when you mess up that badly, you don't receive forgiveness over night. And I cannot wait to see Anthony groveling.

“What the fuck did you do?” Elias snapped as a sob escaped from you and in a second, chaos erupted through the hallway. Elias lunged at Anthony to punch him in the face, making Cecily and Hugh rush to him while Anthony pushed Elias back, still trying to get to you but Simon grabbed at Elias while Benedict pulled Anthony back. Not me gasping at Elias swearing in public 🤚😔 Istg this fic turned me into a regency lady. But that punch??? I loved that punch, do it again, Elias 😈😈

“I just have something I need to do, but I will be back, alright? Try to get some sleep, for me?” Oh, is my wish going to be granted?? Is Elias going to punch Anthony again?? As a person with three brothers, who are not touchy-feely at all, I appreciate that you also showed this side of sibling dynamics. Yeah, we don't hug each other ever, but there's no stopping us from going after the people who hurt our sibling. These little moments resonate with me so much, thank you for including them 😊

Omg honeeeey! ❤

Anthony was really mean with that comment 😁 Like, he was frustrated but it was just uncalled for, and if his mother heard....💔

Aaaaaa it's wonderful to hear that you like side characters because I think side characters are very important in a story ❤ And I'm glad they have their own personalities even if they have limited time within the story ❤

That daughter conversation with the duke and Cherie is comiiiing, like...it will be something 😈

Wait wait, you want Hugh and Cherie to get married and have babies? ❤❤❤

Anthony seems pretty much irredeemable Oooh that's exactly what Cherie will say 😏❤ And there will be so much grovelling! ❤

Normally, Anthony, Elias, Simon and other characters, they never ever curse in front of "ladies" but I think Elias saw red and he lost control ❤

Elias went to find Anthony 😈

Awww thank you so much darling, that's so sweet of you! ❤❤❤

[lovelyjasmari]

Twisted Wonderland Reaction Part 6 ~ Yelling at the Tweels Edition

Finally! We are finally done with chapter 3 in EN! Hoping we get the beginnings of chapter 4 soon! ✨

Before we dive back under the sea, I’ll be posting the first part of my SECOND Danica vignette story this coming Friday. I honestly didn’t think I’d write a second one so soon after finishing the first but I had so much fun writing it. TWIST has taken over my life and has given me brain worms. So here we are. 😭

Now onto the fish mafia! Warning: pic heavy with a lotta swearing, shitposting, yelling at the tweels and one or two NSFW jokes. 🤐

When Trein’s cat catches you nodding off in class... 

Yuulan, sweetie, I’m think you’re becoming a tad too self-aware for your own good...

Ahh, don’t be like that, Mr. Grumpy-Puss! You know you’ll miss us when we’re gone! 

Damn right, Jack! LETS FUCKING GOOOOO!!! 

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Okay...so...this implies that The Little Mermaid exists in this world as a movie WHILE KING TRITON STILL EXISTS AS A REAL HISTORICAL FIGURE. And considering the implications with what happens later in the mirror...ahhh...my head hurts...

Also, I could literally hear the moans from the Disney execs collective circle jerk as they added this line. They aren’t wrong though, that last “I love you, Daddy” from Ariel never fails to pull at my heartstrings. ���💕

BUT WHY DOESN’T THE MERMAN HAVE EYES?!

Aaaand, with the return of eel-Jade, comes the departure of God from the chat. I swear to God I’m not normally a fish fucker, idk what is going on! 😳😳😳

SHUT THE FUCK UP! I CANT EVEN ANYMORE! 💀

Well ain’t that rich! Coming from the man telling us to steal a photo from a museum. It’s probably a very cute photo too! 😤

And I have Tsunotaro to thank for it! 😁

Why does this sound like something I would have said like 15 years ago? 

Shut up, Grim! He’s trying to enslave half the school and repossess our house! A little bullying is perfectly appropriate! 

NO SHIT SHERLOCK

Oh wow, oh wow! Again, I know this is supposed to be horrific, but I LOVE THIS DESIGN! It’s so pretty! This is probably the most gorgeous overblot design so far. At least until I see Vil’s overblot. 

And what the hell were you talking about before, Azul? You look stunning as an octopus! SHUSH! 😍😍😤

SHUT UP! You aren’t one to talk when did the exact same thing in the last chapter!

SEE?! He agrees with me!

Floyd, sweetheart, my sweet feral child, please be stop talking before I beat you with a stick (affectionate). 

At least these two have the right idea, such good boys. ❤

Yuulan: It may be a raggedy ass shack, but it’s MY raggedy ass shack! 

Damn, sweetie, don’t look so thrilled to to see me. Especially when I brought you Dairy Queen. 😭

Ummm...thank you?

You’re gonna stop teasing me with those fangs, or no Dairy Queen for you! 

Nope. ya’ll just missed him. He’s probably fed up with you two squabbling over him all the time. 

WHAT THE HELL IS THIS?! Like I KNOW what it is, but WHY?! WHY?! WHY IS THE RAT HERE?! WHYYYYYYY?

When I showed this to my brother, he made an Unreality joke and said perhaps Mickey found Twisted Wonderland while trying to find Quadranum. I screamed into my pillow for a good 5 minutes. 

Yuulan: GET OUT OF MY...oh? Museum trip! Hell yeah I’m down for that! 

Jack simping for King Triton...😂

Ah shit, here we go again...

Welp, that’s all of chapter 3! Now let’s look at of Jade’s dorm uniform story!

I have never wanted so to be a shoe so badly, hell I���ve never wanted to be a FOOT so badly! Ughhhhh. 😭😭😭

Sometimes, these jokes write themselves. 🤐

LIKE HOW HE WORMED HIS WAY INTO MINE?! 👀

[jobean12-blog]

Tell me your opinion about your favourites Sebastiana characters, please ☺ (Besides Bucky)

HI SWEETS!

OHHHHHHHH! Yay!

YES hehe😏😇😁😍❤

1. Chris Beck: This guy is after my own heart. He's super smart, super soft and sweet and HE LOVES SCIENCE! I want to marry him and have all his babies. Like white picket fence, dog, porch swing, the whole nine yards and I have no doubt he can take me to bed and it will be out of this WORLD haha!

2. Charles Blackwood: He's so gorgeous it hurts my eyes. He might be a little nuts but who isn't and honestly if he wants to whisk me away to Italy and wine and dine me I'm SO IN! He can also teach me how to garden- gotta use two fingers- and we can read together after tea and pancakes for breakfast. Then he can tie me to the bed an ruin me all night. SIGN ME UP.

3. Destroyer!Chris: He's so sexy but also like he'll take a bullet for you so...softest boy ever and his rings and his tats and I want him to lick me all over and handcuff me to the bed. I love him!

4. Lance Tucker: He might be the prettiest boy there is and while he's an egotistical asshole most of the time, we all know he's soft for his girl and in reality likes to be a sub. So anytime he wants to show me the gold I'm down.

5. Mickey Henry: THE MOST BEAUTIFUL BOY. Honestly, hurts my eyes to look at him as well. He's fun and silly and a man child but you know what...I'm here for it. I want to swim in the ocean and have sex on the beach (maybe we'll use a blanket tho) and fuck everywhere and anywhere and wear his soft sweaters and throw parties and just love him forever.

Thanks so much darling! This was fun! I LOVE THEM ALL! Hope you have a great night! HUGS!!! ❤❤❤

[reality-maybe]

Hey, baby! Just wanted to stop by and say happy birthday! I know, I can't be there right now, but I wish I could. Ya know I would much rather be with you right now. You mean the world to me, sweet girl. I hate being away from ya. As soon as I'm back home, we'll celebrate! Anything ya want, you name it!! Look forward to it!

I love you, Rachel. ❤

- Knuckle

Dawww this is too cute! I can’t read it without getting a little flustered 🥰 ah hi there sweet guy, I’m glad you dropped by! Thanks for the wishes, I would’ve kicked you if you didn’t remember 😀 but really, you’re here with me even if you’re not actually here you know. It’s alright, we’ll see each other real soon, K. Also fuck yes when you come back we’re absolutely celebrating. I haven’t thought of something yet, but yes, drinks will be involved, don’t you worry your pretty little pomp😤

I love you too, Knuckle ♡

- R :D

(Ahhh thank you kindest anon for the Rp letter! I woke up to it and it made my day 😁😁 and thank you for the bird-day wishes 🦆🦅🥳 I appreciate you! I hope you have a wonderful day too!)

[navybrat817]

Navy, I don't think it's possible for you to write something that isn't out of this world amazing 😌❤. So soulmate Ari will not flop 😁.

Thank you! I love you, too! 🥰 You're too good to me.

And I seriously need Ari to give me that beard burn. Please.

Fuck. What if Andy finds out? 👀 Hehe. 😏